Funny Cat Pictures
Now that I've got your attention...
Accessibility: A Call to Action Through Cats & Song
To the tune of Donovan's Sunshine Superman...
An accommodation notice came softly a-through my inbox today
Could've tripped out easy a-but I've a-changed my ways
It'll take time, I know it, but in a while It’s gonna be fine, I know it, I’ll fix up my files.
'Cause I made my mind up, accessibility’s the bottom line.
To the tune of Hole's song Violet...
Well they choose their own font, they say "it's san serif" with a grin
Well the alt text they flaunt, greater accessibility for the win
Go on, make everything, make everything, accessible
Go on, make everything, make everything, accessible
To the tune of Bob Marley's Redemption Song
Old PDFs, yes, they rob I
My time and my authorship,
Minutes after they hook I
I sink into this image-based pit.
But my alt-text was made strong
By the hand of the ADA
We forward in this education
Inclusively.
Won't you help to scribe
These files of inclusion?
'Cause all I ever want is to
Remediate the wrongs
Remediate the wrongs
Emancipate yourself from scanned PDFs
None but ourselves can free our files
Have no fear for accessibility
‘Cause none of us want part in this crime
How long shall we ignore out promise
While people can’t access their books? Ooh
Some say we can only do a bit
We’ve got to improve our outlook.
Won't you help describe
All these illustrations?
'Cause all I ever want is to
Remediate the wrongs
Remediate the wrongs